Mega Car Acronyms

Acronyms, we’re swarmed with them daily, whether it’s a company name or a hard to spell disease. They are meant to make it easier for us to say the same thing in a shorter sentence. Other times they are used for our own amusement, like the ones in this list. These are a gathering of popular Acronyms using the car brand. If you happen to know a good one help us out and write it in the comments. Also if you like or dislike a specific make of cars, rate it using our useless like-o-meter.

ACURA

• Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile

AMC

• A Major Cost
• Another Major Catastrophe

AUDI

• Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
• Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
• Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence

BMW

• Beastly Monstrous Wonder
• Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
• Barely Moving Wreck
• Big Money Waste
• Born Moderately Wealthy
• Breaks Most Wrenches
• Brings Me Women

BUICK

• Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
• Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CADILLAC

• Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars

CHEVROLET

• Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks
• Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
• Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE

• Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
• Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
• Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
• Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
• Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere

BUICK

• Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
• Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

EDSEL

• Every Day Something Else Leaks

FIAT

• Failed In A Tunnel
• Failure In Automotive Technology
• Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
• Fix It Again Tony

FORD

• Falling Off: Rusty Door
• Fast Only Rolling Downhill
• Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
• Finally Obsolete Racing Device
• Fixed Or Repaired Daily
• Flipping Over Results in Death
• Fords Only Run Downhill
• Forward Only; Reverse Defective
• Found On Redneck's Driveway
• PINTO - Put In Nickel To Operate
• PINTO - Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

GEO

• Good Engineering Overlooked

GM

• General Maintenance
• Goshdarn Mess
• Generally Misunderstood

GMC

• Generic Made Chevy
• Get More Chicks
• Gets Mechanics Crazy
• Gotta Mechanic Coming

HONDA

• Had One, Never Do-that Again
• Hang On, Not Done Accelerating

HYUNDAI

• How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import

IROC

• I Race Other Cars
• I Reek Of Cologne
• Ignorant Retard Out Cruising

JEEP

• Just Eats Every Part
• Junk Engineering Executed Poorly

KIA

• Killed In Action
• Kills In Accidents

LTD

• Long Term Debt
• Lousy Transportation, Dammit!
• Long, Thin Dumpster

MAZDA

• Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
• My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!

MERCEDES

• Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans

MG

• Money Guzzler

MITSUBISHI

• Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete

NISSAN

• Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutely Nothing
• Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Automotive Nonsense

OLDSMOBILE

• Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything.
• Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
• Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie

PLYMOUTH

• Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap

PONTIAC

• People On Narcotics Think It's A Chevy
• Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac
• Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities

PORSCHE

• Piece Of Rubbish, Saps Continually High Expense
• Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SAAB

• Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
• Sad Attempt At Beauty
• Sorry Auto, Always Broken

SATURN

• Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises

SUBARU

• Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
• Sorry Unreal Bonsai Attempt at a Russian U-boat

TOYOTA

• Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
• Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass

TRIUMPH

• This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
• Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
• The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily

VOLVO

• Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VOLKSWAGEN

• Very Obsolete, Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense
• VW - Virtually Worthless